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NEXT CLAW: MARCH 24, 2012 AT THE BLUE MOON DINER AT 8 PM. BE THERE. Since 2008, Billy Hunt and Brian Wimer have been helping to create, produce, edit and promote the upcoming matches of CLAW. Here’s a little video … Continue reading →

From the Cville Niche Buzz blog: http://cvillenichebuzz.wordpress.com/2011/11/21/a-clawnucopia-celebration/

1.  The Pilgrims held the first CLAWnucopia match. Absurd.  False.  They get credit for everything.  “They” also inspired the Prius and perforated notebook paper.  We claim the first CLAWnucopia match.  On Saturday, November 19th, give thanks for the fruits of … Continue reading →

In a cave on Mount Ida on the island of Crete, baby Zeus was cared for and protected by a number of divine attendants, including the goat CLAWmalthea (“Nourishing Goddess with Arms”), who fed him with her milk and egg … Continue reading →

The horror. The horror. The Homewrecker is back. She’s here to take it all and crush, devour, or seduce everything and everyone in her wake. The end of times didn’t happen in May. We saved it for August 13th. Proceeds … Continue reading →

Come and see World’s Most Dangerous Women at the CLAWney Island freakshow on Saturday, May 28th at 8 pm at the Blue Moon. We’ll have 8 ladies with anywhere from 13-19 arms duking it out for the title belt and … Continue reading →