It's been a coupla weeks, but I, for one, am still high as a kite on life thanks to CLAW'S your mom! All our love and gratitude to an enthusiastic crowd who came out, came on strong, and gave generously!
L'il Millertime sez, "YAYAYAY CLAWs!"
We made $1,068 smackers for the good folks at The Wayside Center for Popular Education
! Whuuuuut, I KNOW!!! NOT TOO SHABBY!
Our celebrity judges, Andy Deane and Tony Lechmanski of Bella Morte
, plus Jim Waive
, celebrity judge FER LIFE, were especially awesomesauce! You guys put the bribe in bribery!
Extra props for amazing hair levity!
Big thanks and mad love going out to Friend Of CLAW, the fabulous photog Rich Tarbell! (All photos in this post by Rich, bien sur.) Check out his
badassery-in-general! Book him for your next extremely cool music show or event!
General Discontent vs. The Exorciser. The Ref and Doctor CLAW look on professionally.
And also check out Rich's CLAW'S your mom
badassery-in-particular, where through the magic of photographs you can relive the match in all its whacked-out splendor. I've done it several times. Unless I owe you some kind of deliverable, in which case I have not looked at those pictures once, even though I suspect there may be some awfully awesome ones of moi yours truly, because discipline and time non-wasting!
The Champion and All Around Scary Individual, Darth Mater!
And now I leave you with this question, Clawville... Have you taken a Kegel Break today? See youse June 21 at 8pm at the Blue Moon Diner for the next CLAW, Hot CLAW in the Summertime, and we expect lady parts of STEEL!
C-ville Knievel recommended!