Come on down, y'all. It's CLAW and we're too big to fail. Forty-eight hours from right now-ish, the last arm wrestling event of 2013 will begin and you don't want to miss it. Bring yourself and all your people and your wallet with which to bet and bribe. We'll be there and we want you. Who's who this go-round?

• Malice in Wonderland
• Warren BLUFF-it and His Corporate Raiders
• The Box of Suggestion
• La Dulce Muerte
• Scarilyn Monroe
• Bergina the Bulge
• Prideina Amore Maharis
• Edmunda Sleazerhands

This is a line up that promises an amazing night of Real Live Arm Wrestling! Don't miss it! CLAW: Too Big To Fail Saturday, August 24th 8 pm (gate opens at 7 pm) Blue Moon Diner Proceeds to benefit CNE