Come on down, y'all. It's CLAW and we're too big to fail.
Forty-eight hours from right now-ish, the last arm wrestling event of 2013 will begin and you don't want to miss it. Bring yourself and all your people and your wallet with which to bet and bribe. We'll be there and we want you.
Who's who this go-round?
- Malice in Wonderland
- Warren BLUFF-it and His Corporate Raiders
- The Box of Suggestion
- La Dulce Muerte
- Scarilyn Monroe
- Bergina the Bulge
- Prideina Amore Maharis
- Edmunda Sleazerhands
This is a line up that promises an amazing night of Real Live Arm Wrestling! Don't miss it!
CLAW: Too Big To Fail
Saturday, August 24th 8 pm (gate opens at 7 pm)
Blue Moon Diner
Proceeds to benefit CNE
In serious preparation for Saturday's up coming wrestling match, some women (Ladies? Well...nah.) from CLAW took a little trip over the mountain to provide half-time entertainment for our friends the Charlottesville Derby Dames
Now, the Dames are old friends of CLAW, having provided us with many a good wrestler as well as being our go-to for security, so we didn't think twice about strapping on our regulation-strength wrestling table and heading to Fishersville for Virginia is for Shovers.
There was a little wrestling, there was a little sword swallowing, there was a bed of nails.... You know, our usual deal.
It looked a lot like this:
And a little like this:
Want to see more? Saturday 8/24/13 at the Blue Moon Diner. Gate at 7, wrestling at 8.
You can't keep a good arm down now, can you?
Well, actually, that's the entire point - keeping a good arm down. Or a bad arm. The good arm ends up on top. Right.
It's been the weirdest summer ever here in cville: too hot, too humid, too cold, too rainy and we are going to wrap it up for you with a CLAW that is TOO BIG TO FAIL.
Just like the lottery, you can't win if you don't play! No, wait. It's CLAW - we are all winners!
This round we are wrestling in support of Center for Nonprofit Excellence (that's CNE
to you, buster) and, wow, are they an Everybody Wins sort of group. So come to The Blue Moon Diner on Saturday, August 24th so we can all win! Gate opens at 7 pm, wrestling starts at 8 pm. Five dollars gets you in and puts five CLAWbucks in your hot little hand so you can throw some money at your favorite wrestler or bribe an official or a celebrity judge. More CLAWbucks are available throughout the event at the current exchange rate of 1.00. Vote early and often with your wallet!