It's time to wake up CLAWville, y'all. Stay tuned for fascinating info on

•  when the next CLAW will be
• CLAW's high-kicking, quick-stepping, violence-stopping part in One Billion Rising
• when the next next CLAW will be
• opportunities to throw your own self at our mercy volunteer for CLAW
• what top-secret, super-special, possibly-tiny-but-tremendous CLAW event will happen between the next CLAW and the next next CLAW

Things from here under the table are looking up.  Stick around, y'all.  Stick around.