Make Preparations for the ACLAWcalypse on Aug. 13th

The horror. The horror. The Homewrecker is back. She's here to take it all and crush, devour, or seduce everything and everyone in her wake. The end of times didn't happen in May. We saved it for August 13th. Proceeds from this event benefit Lauren Moran, our own CLAW wrassler who broke her arm in February, and the CLAW emergency fund. To reserve your limited ringside seating, email Sara Elizabeth TODAY! Our house band We Are Star Children is on vacation. We're excited to welcome... FEATURED BANDS: The Invisible Hand Red Rattles Books and the End of Books "Are my methods unsound?" --Homewrecker